When people go on and on and on about how difficult it is having kids, I want to punch them in the face.
Fair enough, I get that you have perhaps had only two hours’ sleep in the past six years, but consider the following:
- You decided to have these children.
- You are fortunate to have them.
- Your Facebook statuses are boring me.
I particularly hate when people say, “Oh, you’re so lucky. You have no idea what it’s like!”
You’re right. I don’t. Because I go home every night to an empty flat, eat cereal for dinner, and watch MTV for company. Yes, I have more disposable income and I get a lot more sleep than you. But I would trade it all for what you have. In a heartbeat.
Don’t moan to me about having a happy family.
You sound like an asshole.
Pizza of Doom 
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