It is the eve of the doomaversary.
And something pretty huge just went down at April Towers.
For the first time in my life I managed to do that whole picking up a spider with a tissue and throwing it out the window thing.
Without screaming.
This year has changed me.
I feel like Beyoncé.
Pizza of Doom 
That’s she-man power right there. Hell no. Spiders and American Cockroaches – I’d rather set my house on fire. *shivers*