I long for chocolate, love and cuddles

10 Mar

Oh dear me.

As the months have rolled on since the pizza of doom, the lbs have rolled on too. The old heartbreak diet (and distinct lack of pizza) knocked a good 16 lbs off me in a really short period of time. I was the most miserable I have ever been in my life, but I could at least get into my skinny jeans.

These days I don’t think I could fit an arm into my skinny jeans, let alone two legs and a bottom.

So, seeing as the weather has taken a turn for springtime and I’m feeling fresh (if a little lonely) after the split from Irish Two, I have decided to try and look non-grotesque when I hit the beach in seven weeks and four days. Not that I’m counting down to my next holiday or anything.

It feels so unfair, though. No boyfriend. No cuddles. No sex. And now no chocolate.

What’s a girl supposed to do for fun?

3 Responses to “I long for chocolate, love and cuddles”

  1. luciddream85 March 11, 2014 at 1:42 pm #

    Jog in the afternoons or in the morning, at night drink a beer (light beer, of course), and divulge in House of Cards. Wake up, drink water all day to flush beer out, repeat these steps until you’re laying out on the beach, soaking up the rays. πŸ™‚

    • aprileb March 11, 2014 at 1:43 pm #

      It’s advice like this that means you’re fast becoming one of my favourite people, lady! x

  2. intothebeauty March 11, 2014 at 8:07 pm #

    I agree with luciddream! Take this time for YOU. One of the most important things I did after my breakup was taking charge of my body. I started balancing my plates out with more healthy foods and working out. Girrrl I HATED working out until I saw the lbs drop off. And I feel so good every day. Working out is the best way to get out of a bad mood. Concentrate on you! And get a vibrator. And don’t give up chocolate. That’s just silly πŸ™‚

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