Me vs. the Universe

19 Nov

This is actually starting to get pretty funny. The love of my life breaks my heart just before I start a new job, and I keep going keep going keep going til I reach my holiday.

On holiday:
– I have a cold that will not shift
– I get migraines every other day
– My wisdom tooth starts hurting me
– I get sunburnt

This afternoon my cold felt better and I went to lie by the pool. I felt something tickling my hip, put my hand down to investigate, and promptly got stung by a bee. True story.

I headed back to the apartment to sit on the balcony and enjoy a Sam Adams. As I picked up my glass, it slipped from my hand and spilt beer everywhere.

Oh, Universe. What else have you got in store for me in 2013?

Whatever it is, bring it on.

12 Responses to “Me vs. the Universe”

  1. jadedwildcat November 19, 2013 at 3:39 am #

    Aw =(
    Maybe think more about 2014 now, hun. Getting pretty close anyways.
    Screw this crappy year. It hasn’t treated me good either.

  2. aprileb November 19, 2013 at 3:43 am #

    Couldn’t agree more x

  3. The Cats Meow November 19, 2013 at 3:53 am #

    It will be better tomorrow.

  4. thewholeheartedblog November 19, 2013 at 6:57 am #

    Maybe you need a PumpKing beer 🙂
    Universe is telling you that you are strong enough to overcome these little petty things.

    I know you can!

  5. shiftybananas November 19, 2013 at 10:05 am #

    Blast this crappy year! Blast it to hell! I, too, am focusing on just getting this year over and done with and move on to a healthier and happier new year. Let’s make 2014 an excellent year!

  6. mick1982 November 19, 2013 at 3:13 pm #

    Just tell them to bring it on! Get all this messed up shit out at one time and then you will be overdue for good stuf. Just keep hanging in there and the universe will get u back in a good way, I promise. Next time you get a really good feeling catch it and hold it as long as possible…that helps me sometimes:)

  7. intothebeauty November 19, 2013 at 6:37 pm #

    Haha aw April. Remember one of my earlier posts: Right as you’re about to get up off the ground, life is going to knock you back on your ass. Stay down and take a breather, enjoy that FL sun, and when you’re rested enough, you stand right the hell back up! We’re all rooting for you 🙂 xoxo

  8. Forlorn Hope November 20, 2013 at 8:16 pm #

    Yep. The Universe is that way sometimes. Or all the time. It’s hard to tell. My breakup happened two weeks before we were supposed to go on vacation together. Instead, she went on a practically identical vacation with someone else.

    • aprileb November 20, 2013 at 9:22 pm #

      Woahhhhh. That is harsh. I take it the “someone else” was a guy? People never cease to amaze me with their behaviour. Although I know you still love her and I 100% understand that.

      At least my ex went on our holiday to Italy alone.

      • Forlorn Hope November 20, 2013 at 9:32 pm #

        Yep. It was another guy. She did still call me before going on that trip to ask to borrow my gear.

      • aprileb November 21, 2013 at 2:17 am #

        Out-f***ing-rageous, you just inspired my most recent post.

      • Forlorn Hope November 21, 2013 at 2:18 am #

        Cool. 🙂 I look forward to reading it.

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