If one more person announces on Facebook that they are pregnant, I will leave Facebook.
I actually won’t. I love Facebook.
Just being dramatic because the best news I posted all week was Starbucks comically misspelling my name on the side of an Americano.
Well, I found it funny.
Pizza of Doom 
Starbucks misspelled my name this week too. I have never in my life seen Elizabeth spelled “Lisabeth.” Horrible!
I got Aprol. Seriously.
Yikes, that is bad. But honestly, unless you’re a snake, Elizabeth doesn’t have an s in it.
Man do I ever feel you on the Facebook crap. I actually started randomly just deleting people BECAUSE of their happy updates!!! Kind of harsh, eh?
Ah I’m a total loner anyway; not like I even talk to those people. But yeah, the engagements, and weddings, and pregnancy announcements and then birth announcements.
F sakes. I just hate it. I’ve started just HIDING updates now, instead of flat out deleting people… but it still bothers the heck out of me knowing I’m still the odd one out, after all these years.
The only thing worse is the people who constantly update re their kids’ toilet habits. AhahahahahhhhhhhIDON’TCARE! Glad it’s not just me.
There are a lot of people preggo these days, it seems. I don’t envy them. I did it once, got the T-Shirt and then an IUD. Never again. The one’s I find funny or irritatingly sick, are the post about how much someone is sooooooo in love. Either they have only known them a week, or a week later they (the person ‘in love’) initiates the breakup.
Starbucks spelled my name Chrystale (Crystal) one time. I don’t know where they get these spellings.